Doug Christie and His Wife Are Going into Porn

"The Christies … get married on July 8 each year, their anniversary. It is not a mere renewal of their wedding vows, but an actual wedding — replete with friends, family, cake and a reception."

And this moment:

"When Christie played for the Raptors, his wife once confronted a female fan seeking an autograph and a kiss in Toronto. “A security guard grabbed her, but I put my hand up and told her to back off really loud,” she said. “It scared me, because my voice sounded like a demon. It just came out. She was a pretty girl, very young. But she was touching someone she shouldn’t have been.”"

So naturally, a couple that is so close is going into … porn. Yup, the adult film industry. They won’t be acting, but rather producing, according to the Houston Press:

"She and her husband, Doug, reportedly stopped by the Ricky Smiley morning show yesterday and dropped a bomb on the airwaves: they’re making an adult film. There is some relief to this news, and that’s the fact that Jackie and Doug won’t actually star in the movie, but they will produce the film — which makes me wonder how one decides to jump into the Adult Videos business after 20 years of marriage."

DP? Bukkake? ATM? Cuckold? Or are they thinking more along the lines of plots and character arcs? How many former teammates of his, perhaps struggling to find employment in retirement, are calling up Christie looking for work? I’d set the over/under at eight.